Friday, October 31, 2014

Quaint House For Sale in Small Town Missouri!

666 Mortimier Grove

Come check out this fabulous historic property, built 100 years ago on an ancient Osage Indian burial ground! The property features tons of amenities, including a fantastic view of the local graveyard.

Taking the front door into the home, you find a lovely sun-room that stretches the width of the home. You will love the lovely hardwood floors, the solid oak doors, as well as the extra barrier it offers against the undead hordes that roam the streets.

666 Mortimier Grove

The sun-room leads into the living room, which features all original trim and hardwood, large windows, ceiling fan with light kit, storage built-in to the staircase, and the restless spirit of the original owner.

666 Mortimier Grove

The formal dining room leads to the kitchen, which has been the location of several cannibalistic revels over the course of this home’s history. You will love the specially coated laminate hardwood flooring that makes cleaning up bloodstains a breeze! In addition, many vegetables have met a grisly end here.

666 Mortimier Grove

As you ascend the stairs to the upper level bedroom, you notice lovely windows that fill the room with an unholy darkness, even in the light of the day! This bedroom also features a wonderful large closet, perfect for hiding from the interdimensional spiders that make their nests in the attic.

666 Mortimier Grove

For your own sake, don't call Susan to see this home for yourself!

For more information, email Susan at Susan@SusanHorak.com, or call our office at (573) 876-2849

Directions: 63N to west on Graveyard Ave to right on Spooky Lane to left on Mortifier Grove. House is located between a rift in this world and the next.

Happy Halloween!

In case it wasn't abudantly clear, this blog post is entirely fictitious and is not advertising a home that actually exists. As such, it is not available for sale!

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